This post should be subtitled: Keli's misadventure.
I had plans to finish the kitchen this weekend so that I could show it off this morning in all of its new glory. Saturday morning all I had left to do was paint the cupboards above the laundry machines, touch up and reinstall the baseboards, hang the last of the kitchen cupboards that I'd gotten painted during the week, and install a new kitchen faucet.
I spread an old sheet over the washer and dryer, walked into the dining room, picked up the gallon of primer, and, shaking it while I walked across the kitchen, dropped it in the middle of my kitchen floor. The lid came off, primer went everywhere. Based on what's left in the can I'd estimate a half gallon spilled on the floor, ran under the stove, and spattered upward. Lots of spattering upward. There is only one newly painted cupboard door which isn't now freckled. It spattered onto the stove, refrigerator, the newly painted walls, the countertop, the new window, the clean dishes in the drainboard...I could go on, but I'm sure you get the picture.
I got as much of the primer up as quickly as I could, then poured dishwater onto the rest of the puddle so that it didn't dry. Because I'm short my pajamas bottoms drag the ground, so I pulled them off before they started smearing the mess. Picture me, in my underwear, on my hands and knees with a pile of rags, sliding around on a soapy floor like a fawn on an iced pond, hand bleeding into the mess because the bottom edge of the stove slit the tops of my fingers open (but I can't stop I have to get the primer up), bawling and hiccuping while I frantically scrub because I might have ruined my pretty new floor, and because the more I wipe the further the white cloud is spreading out.
Luckily, I did get all the primer off the floor. It was then that I thought to myself I should have grabbed the small shop-vac out of my studio.
Sunday I cleaned primer speckles off all the appliances and countertops, rewashed all the dishes, etc. Now I only have to figure out how to get the screen out of my new window so that I can clean it, and touch-up paint the walls and cabinets, then I'll be back to where I was Saturday morning. Maybe I'll have the kitchen done after this next weekend.
This is where it stands now. Zoom in on the cupboard above the bananas or the drawer below.